Why has the news of Britney Spears or Brad Pitt's twins been in the Yahoo! headlines for the last week?

because you american people are idiots people are dying,you are at war and the world is threatened by global warming and all you care about is gossip about celebrities and who was married and who was divorced i swear to god if someone was chasing me with a camera taking pictures of me all day long i would beat the crap out of him